so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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