I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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