Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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