Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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