Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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