I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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