Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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