I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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