he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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