Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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