32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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