if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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