Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
did i walk over a car last night?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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