How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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