I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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