Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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