Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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