Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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