he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Randomize
