if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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