Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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