really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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