Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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