its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
How much have you had to drink?
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That seems like quite a lot.
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