I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm both gender and math confused
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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