Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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