i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
how do flat chested girls get laid?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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