my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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