I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
