cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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