What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
we should paint friendship bongs
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