i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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