You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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