I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dignity is for republicans.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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