i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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