Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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