Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
