I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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