Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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