Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
