I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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