That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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