just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
God, I missed his penis.
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