I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Do plants get herpes?
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