Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You're a disaster
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