Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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