I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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