My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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