Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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