Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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