it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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