Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
we made out on top of his cat.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You ruined the universe
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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