All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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