im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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