is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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