Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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